Well I guess I am writing a blog now?

I don’t know if this will be about health or wellness… probably to some extent, but I go on about that on so many other platforms. Maybe this will be a window into my soul a profound look into what it’s like for me to navigate my way through the world… Or maybe I will write about my bowel movements every morning. Rate them on a scale you can vote on your favorite for the month.

Wow… First paragraph in and I am already scaring people away I’m sure of it, but really if you aren’t. paying attention to your poop you are missing out on a key factor in maintaining a healthy life… See I did bring it back around to health look at me goooo.

I live in Abu Dhabi, I am a nutritionist. I am a woman, I am married, I have a dog. This is a fucked (oh yes I will be cursing in this) and strange profession and place.

As for location, this is a foreign very old and very new land that has strict rules on things like gay rights and black magic, but brazenly allows “lady’s of the night” at most dive bars, hypothetically (every time I write something I think may get the government to come to my house I am going to write hypothetically next to it, take that the man!.. Hypothetically)

I have just made a firm decision that this will be whatever I want it to be. It will be a fluid running tally of my life in the wellness industry in a country that is slightly (fucking massively) behind the times.

Welcome to my Abu Dhabi hypothetical stories